An amusing look at eco posers

An amusing look at eco-posers. They can be spotted swigging from a 32 oz 'Smart Water' bottle, while walking a dog bred in a cage in Kansas by a guy who dumps animal crap in the stream behind his shed. They fervently support alternative energy but don't want that wind turbine obscuring the view from their ocean-front estate. They just had solar panels installed on the 'weekend' house but leave the engine running on the Range Rover when they 'pop' into Starbucks for that latte. They fly thousands of miles to Hawaii and Bali for global warming conferences on their private jet and cruise around paradise in a limo. They wear organic cotton "save the whales" t-shirt under a Prada jacket, and accessorize with a stunning pair of 'blood' diamond earrings. They're on both the mailing list for Greenpeace and the Victoria's Secret catalog. They purchase carbon offsets, drive a Bentley, eat only the finest steaks, burn 50,000 kilowatts a day in their 5 homes, support solar power but think the panels look 'icky' on the Spanish villa they bought from that poor farmer in Mexico. As a presidential candidate, they make 12 speeches in support of alternative energy subsidies while flying to 7 states in 24 hours on 6 different private jets, accompanied by a 63-person entourage that caravans from speech to speech in a fleet of 15 overstuffed Escalades. They write an eco friendly column, but refuse to fix that dripping faucet in their bathroom...Author